20th Century Archaeology

[mbarrick]

Windows/286 v2.1 on 5¼" floppies I just came across these. Yup. I've been doing this computer shit for waaaaay too long!

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My life in BASIC

[mbarrick.livejournal.com]

Geek humour at its finest...

10 FOR X = 1 TO 10
20 ?"Alarm goes off"
30 ?"Hit snooze"
40 NEXT X
50 ?"Tharsis wakes me up"
60 GOSUB 1000
70 OPEN "EMAIL" FOR INPUT AS #1
80 OPEN "RESUME" FOR OUTPUT AS #2
90 IF EOF(1) THEN 140
100 INPUT #1, j
110 IF j<>"JOB" GOTO 90
120 PRINT #2, "Apply"
130 GOTO 90
140 CLOSE #1
150 CLOSE #2
160 ?"Work on website"
170 ?"Paint"
180 ?"Eat"
190 ?"Find other things to keep me from getting depressed"
200 ?"Fall asleep"
210 GOTO 10
220 END
1000 REM morning routine
1010 ?"Make coffee"
1020 ?"Run dishwasher"
1030 ?"Clean cat-box"
1040 ?"Shower"
1050 ?"Dress"
1060 RETURN