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Based on some new information acquired from an anonymous poster (a "whistle blower" perhaps? ...just who is this turkey?) I have made some new connections: not only did the Turks introduce the Turkey to the world in general but they also introduced coffee. Note well that coffee was used by the NAZIS in CONCENTRATION CAMPS to get more work out of the prisoners, a practice that continues in nearly EVERY OFFICE today.

It has also come to my attention that "Turkey" is street slang for cocaine, amphetamines or hash - which leads me to implicate Logik a.k.a. DJ Amphetaminelogik as a possible agent of a DARK TURKEY CONSPIRACY!

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From:

logik.livejournal.com

AMPHETAMINELOGIK is an ANAGRAM for "HEN MAGI POLKA TIME". The SYMBOLISM here is obvious. A hen is of course the mother or LEADER of TURKEYS. Magi means "Wise One - or Knower of hiddne things", Polka time is an obvious reference to the practice of holding dances where the dj tries to make people DANCE like a bunch of TURKEYS! This pharse means that Mr. Logik is a TURKEY CONSPIRACY LEADER who uses his DJing to make people act out the BLACK RITE of DANCING LIKE TURKEYS.

Also, Mr. Logik is known for his annual celebration on the SOLSTICE where he engages in the PAGAN practice of feeding TURKEY and ALCOHOL to all those attending. This is obviously an attempt to make everyone sleepy and incoherent so they will submit to his BLACK TANTRIC TURKEY RITES! We also know that he was conscripted into the TURKEY illuminati via the OTO - who's origins are in CONSTANTINOPLE! - Also in TURKEY! Coincidence? Interestingly the OTO lamen depicts a bird (A TURKEY?) decending into a CUP (possibly a baking dish?).

Interestingly enough, DJ's refer to the part of the turntable that moves as the PLATTER. Turkeys are traditionally served on platters as well!

Mr Logik is not just a DJ, he is a FOUL (notice the similarity to the word FOWL) recruiter for the TURKEY CONSPIRACY! The circle closes...

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I did not say this...

From:

mbarrick.livejournal.com

According to my anonymous sources the Turks refered to the Turkey as a "New World Hen" so the anagram takes on even deeper and more insidious meanings.

"POLKA TIME" also has other insidious overtones. Polkas are arranged in 3/4 measures, or 3/4 "time". And it is a mathematical TRUTH that 3-4-5 triangles are right-angle triangles, with the 3-unit and 4-unit sides meeting at the right angle. The *OBVIOUS* reference here is to the right-angle square (which is missing the hypotenuse, or "5" side) in the Masonic logo, which, as I have previously mentioned, bears the "G" for "GOBBLE".