Details at 11

OK, I need to go to bed like a good ZelleFallhammer, but just to pique your curiosity:

Trish gave me a fish and touched my thing,
I touched Jen's boob,
and Nic kissed me.

So there.

M-O-N-D-A-Y S-U-C-K-S

Sing it to the tune of the Mickey Mouse club song...

And here is why:
Scotty: "What is it?"
Data: "It is... " (sniffs contents of bottle) "It is green."

Getting hammered on anything green is almost without fail a bad idea. But you gotta do what you gotta do... I'm broke. I had a bottle of melon liqueur left over from a cocktail party and a box of pineapple-banana juice. And I had a lot of fun last night for a grand total of $9.50 including cover, tips, and the one drink I had at the club. Given that I usually drop over $50 on a night at the club.

As for the silly things I wrote last night when I got home here are the explainations:

The fish: Trish did in fact give me a fish. Apparently her mom's boyfriend catches more than they can eat and they routinely give fish away to friends and family. Being broke and all, free food is good.

About Trish touching "it": OK, this is in part a reference to an entry in Ziv's journal where he claims that all boys want is for girls to touch "it" (to which I'd like to point out that some of us do grow up). Anyway, I was horsing around with Daevina. I had poked at her with my pointy shoe to get her attention and she was play kicking me back in the bum. Trish decided to get in on the act, unfortunately I didn't know this and turned around at the wrong moment and got a large, clunky boot somewhere unpleasant.

About me touching Jen: This was an accident. I was talking to Todd and Jen started poking me. I poked her back and then we started doing the play catfight hand-slapping thing. The only problem was I was still talking to Todd and not paying attention and accidently brushed her boob. Kim made the disturbing observation that it is a sorry state that I can joke about touching someone's boob a still be non-threatening. That's me, Mr. Non-Threatening... wanna be my friend?

About Nic kissing me: It was on the cheek. I don't know why she did it. I'm not complaining.

Boomtown Rats

You know which song... >:-)

It's nearly noon and I'm just stating in regain my faculties. I sort of fucked up this morning. I forgot I was supposed to call DPS about a job in Toronto. Just as well. I've decided Toronto is out of the question. Heidi won't be happy about that, but I like it here. I'm not going to chase around the continent looking for greener pastures.

So it comes to this

I've been doing a little math in my head and I am not going to make it to payday, even with Trish's fish. I'm going to have to start rolling coin. I haven't been down to rolling coin in quite a few years. But I guess the plus side of that is there is probably quite a bit of money in the old change jar.

Crisis Averted

I'll be damned. I milked $70 out of the change jar.