Who is Vern?

And how come he gets an equinox named after him?

Turkey Conspiracy News

Although Thanksgiving involves eating turkey, the White House "pardons" a bird in a tradition that dates back to Abraham Lincoln, whose son Tad kept a turkey as a pet.

-- Times of India (see last three paragraphs)

Isn't CURIOUS how the American PRESIDENT is involved in this RITUAL TURKEY WORSHIP? The implications are ASTOUNDING. And look at how RANDOMLY capitalizing words helps to make me APPEAR as a PARANOID LUNATIC. The more WORDS I capitalize less CREDIBLE I become. NEAT, EH?