| User |
Saint |
Special
Power |
| bitogoth |
St.
Elisabeth of the East, Patron Saint of Free-Pour Bartenders |
Gets
drunk and speaks in tounges (or at least English with an accent). |
| goth_posh |
St.
Posh, Patron Saint of Pointy Shoes |
Who needs special
powers when you have good shoes? |
| valerian |
St.
Valerian, Patrol Saint of Travelers and the Poor |
Can rise from her
own ashes like a phoenix. |
| kitsune_13 |
St.
Kitsune, Patron Saint of Cigarettes, Bacon, and Nightclubs. |
Can cure hangovers
with magic bacon. |
| opium |
St.
Opium, Patrol Saint of the Birds, the Internet, and Snogs. |
Owls hump her
head. |
| uberbabe |
St
Über, Patron Saint of Kicking Ass |
She can kick ass. She has her own holiday, Übermas, which, of course, kicks-ass. |
| mediavictim |
St.
Media, Patron Saint of Mass Media |
357 Channels and
not a damn thing on |
| leafmcgowan |
St.
Leaf, Patron Saint of Faeries and Trees |
While the faeries
distract you he'll clock you with a tree. |
| verkan_vall |
St.
Verkan of the Swamp, Patron Saint of Cheese and Tourism |
Can turn the
firstborn son of his enemies into minkeys. |
| reive_d |
St.
Reive, Patron Saint of Whips and Chains |
Sticks and stones
may break his bones but whips and chains excite him. |
| sleeplessknight |
St.
Michael, Patrol Saint of Gaming and Insomniacs |
Can go a *really
long time* without sleeping. |
| cheaza |
St.
Cheaza, Patron Saint of the Queer, Fish, and Carpet Cleaning |
Tastes
like chicken, smells like fish. |
| sylkweb |
St.
Sylk, Patron Saint of the Psychic |
Can share people's
brains |
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:(
evilyn
Re: :(
Date: 2002-04-24 10:25 pm (UTC)Re: :(
evilyn
Re: :(
Has the ability to get free cake from people.
Re: :(
Date: 2002-04-25 10:46 pm (UTC)evilyn
I'm the only one with my own holiday!!!!!
I'm still laughing my ass off at this, this is going to be my sig for the next 3 months...
Love it!
Thx Michael, I really needed a good laugh and you came through as usual:-)
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That's my special power
I Feel So Holy...
I like the rising from the ashes bit. Although being the patron saint of travellers I might also be the patron saint of long, boring flights and terrible airline breakfasts...see Kitsune_13 for a blessing of edible bacon. :)
Hey, aren't we girl-saints supposed to have our titles "Ste."? *giggle*
Re: I Feel So Holy...
Date: 2002-04-25 09:48 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2002-04-25 11:09 am (UTC)Brilliant Michael. Now we have to start planning how to spread the word. Of course once people start to accept the word they'll have to do "pennance" for all of their years leading a misguided life.
< HomerVoice > Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm... Pennance < /HomerVoice >
Ok, you talk to St. Media about preparing your message, I'll start oiling my floggers and paddles...
Yes!
Date: 2002-04-25 01:21 pm (UTC)Re: Yes!
Date: 2002-04-25 03:09 pm (UTC)Re: Yes!
Date: 2002-04-25 03:45 pm (UTC)Re: Yes!
Date: 2002-04-25 04:17 pm (UTC)Re: Yes!
Date: 2002-04-25 09:28 pm (UTC)