mbarrick | The Canon

User	Saint	Special Power
bitogoth	St. Elisabeth of the East, Patron Saint of Free-Pour Bartenders	Gets drunk and speaks in tounges (or at least English with an accent).
goth_posh	St. Posh, Patron Saint of Pointy Shoes	Who needs special powers when you have good shoes?
valerian	St. Valerian, Patrol Saint of Travelers and the Poor	Can rise from her own ashes like a phoenix.
kitsune_13	St. Kitsune, Patron Saint of Cigarettes, Bacon, and Nightclubs.	Can cure hangovers with magic bacon.
opium	St. Opium, Patrol Saint of the Birds, the Internet, and Snogs.	Owls hump her head.
uberbabe	St Über, Patron Saint of Kicking Ass	She can kick ass. She has her own holiday, Übermas, which, of course, kicks-ass.
mediavictim	St. Media, Patron Saint of Mass Media	357 Channels and not a damn thing on
leafmcgowan	St. Leaf, Patron Saint of Faeries and Trees	While the faeries distract you he'll clock you with a tree.
verkan_vall	St. Verkan of the Swamp, Patron Saint of Cheese and Tourism	Can turn the firstborn son of his enemies into minkeys.
reive_d	St. Reive, Patron Saint of Whips and Chains	Sticks and stones may break his bones but whips and chains excite him.
sleeplessknight	St. Michael, Patrol Saint of Gaming and Insomniacs	Can go a really long time without sleeping.
cheaza	St. Cheaza, Patron Saint of the Queer, Fish, and Carpet Cleaning	Tastes like chicken, smells like fish.
sylkweb	St. Sylk, Patron Saint of the Psychic	Can share people's brains

Michael R. Barrick