Due to the miracle of atomic mutation the city was saved...

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Cat for Trish

...but at what cost?

Actually this is brilliant. Now if they can pull off a retrovirus to upgrade my existing cats...

And in other news...
Today's Vancouver Surrey Province headline:

"I survived because I'm a health nut"

And my re-write:

"I almost died because I'm an idiot jock from the toolies and I drove my hip-hop cunt-magnet sports car into a ravine""

How to become famous by the simple act of not dying from an act of stupidity.

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Reminds me of something

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A little lesson my sister and some of my cousins learned the hard way on my aunt's farm: never name your food.

"Ohmigod! I can't eat Buttercup!"
(Buttercup was a cow)