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(timings are approximate)
Hour 0: news is created/disseminated from the source

Hours 0-30: people with a direct interest micro-blog (Tweeting, fb-status, etc.), text, and blog about it.

Hours 12-48: people with a secondary interest micro-blog, text, and blog about it.

Hours 24-72: dinosaur print and broadcast media start to disseminate the story.

Hours 48-144: people who prior to 2001 thought  "computers were for geeks"  and people under 21 who would have been in that camp if they were old enough start to micro-blog and e-mail each-other at work about it, sharing links to print and broadcast media web sites ad nauseam and posting insane rants in the comments sections off the news stories and in unrelated forums before getting distracted by the next story.
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I bet, if you tried, you couldn't get a herd of sheep to all pee at the same time. I'm just sayin'…
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"A camel is a horse designed by committee."

Weasels <-- Marketing Weasels

ergo

A weasel-operated camel is one of those things that, by the nature of a "camel" with a committee-of-the-clueless genesis, lacks both utility and beauty yet is taken up by marketing weasels, who with equal or excess cluelessness, heap lies upon crap in an effort to get the weak-minded to believe the camel is worth using and pouring money into for the sole purpose of the weasels getting their cut before it all caves in on itself.

Examples:

  • mySpace
  • pretty much any Microsoft product since MS-DOS
  • top-40 music
  • "reality" television
  • anything being built to capitalize on the "unprecedented opportunity" of the 2010 Olympics
  • et cetera, ad nauseam...


If you can imagine the product being developed in consultation with a focus-group and pitched to a producer/investor with more money than brains, chances are good that you have a weasel-operated camel.

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The above excerpt is from an article on entitled "You really need to drink up" by Robin Sommerfield and Jeani Read and run by the Canwest News Service , operators of Vancouver's Vancouver Sun and Vancouver Province newspapers. The story ran January 23, 2007.

My disdain for the quality of reporting by Canwest, both in print and broadcast media, is well known to those that have been reading this blog for any significant length of time. Their ability to do even rudimentary fact checking is non-existent which the highlighted bit in this article exemplifies.

BTW, Elaine's mother clipped the article for her, which is why I ended up reading it - I haven't picked up the Sun or Province in months.

Eight fluid ounces is a cup. That's the definition of a cup, not slightly less than one. 250 ml is nothing more than a convenient approximation of a cup used in baking because it is duce difficult to find a set of Imperial measuring cups since we went officially metric 30 years ago. Using Imperial ounces a cup does work out to 227 ml. It's 237 ml in American fluid ounces. More on that in a bit.

Now to be fair, Australia has defined a "metric cup" legally as 250 ml. Japan and the United States (FDA) have also defined "metric cups" of 200ml and 240 ml respectively. No such definition exists in Canada. Oddly enough, gallons, quarts, pints, gills and ounces are defined by Canadian law, though. 

Now lets consider, since we have been on the metric system for over 30 years, why the volume of water recommended is even being reported in cups and ounces. I presume because these recommendations are originating from American dietitians, frequently parroted on American television and other media that spills over the border, such that the mantra "six to eight eight-ounce glasses" is the recommendation the suburban HausFraus reading the Vancouver Surrey Province are already used to hearing. In that case would not the US fluid volume of 237 ml or the US-FDA standardized 240 ml "metric cup" be the volume to report?

Or, even better, since the precision of the volume of water is not critical, why not just dispense with the archaic and foreign measures and uselessly "precise" (yet incorrect) conversions altogether and say "approximately 1½ to 2 litres"?

And, yes, I have nothing better to rant about. Life is good.

Annoyed

Sep. 14th, 2006 05:03 pm
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A reporter from tracked me down at work today.

She was pleasant enough but wasn't going to let my guard down.
I had a statement ready.

If Isaac hadn't agreed to talk to them from Hawaii they were going to come and put me on camera at work.

Edit: We'll I'll be damned if she (Kate Corcoran, CTV) didn't do a good job!
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I just observed a headline in the Metro - the least trashy of the free dailies:

Reward offered for proof Elvis lives
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We all know the Republicans don't care about human lives or the sorts of freedoms one would expect in, oh, say, a republic, and are more concerned with profit, consolidation and abuse of federal powers (a.k.a. turning the republic into an empire), and dog-wagging imperialism... so let's look at where they have failed in these terms:

50% of U.S. food exports go out through New Orleans. There are only five nations on earth that produce a surplus of food: the U.S., Canada, Argentina, Ukraine, and Russia. Not only are the people of Louisiana, Mississippi, and Alabama suffering the direct consequences, but soon people throughout South America, Africa, and Asia will have food shortages.

Between 15 and 20 percent of United States' foreign trade comes in through New Orleans. Most of the nation's steel and rubber comes in through New Orleans. What kind of impact is this going to have on the American auto industry? Most of the nation's coffee comes in through New Orleans - expect your morning cup of coffee to get a lot more expensive.

Understanding their own place and importance to the U.S. economy, the port of New Orleans had been requesting federal funds to upgrade the levees since 2001. Not only did the federal government not allocate the money, they reduced funding to a point that the levees were barely being maintained. Remember that prior to his election Bush had never been to any foreign country other than Mexico and didn't even know the name of the prime minister of Canada.

Between 20 and 30 percent of the United States' oil refining capability was (note the past tense) in the affected area. U.S. refining capacity typically runs at near 100%. Americans can expect gas prices to get a lot higher than $3/gal. And remember that it's not just SUV-driving suburban soccer moms that are affected by this. Ships, trucks, and trains need fuel, too, and with the port of New Orleans out of service, ships have to travel farther to reach alternate ports of adequite capacity like Los Angeles and New York, and subsequently goods have to be shipped farther at higher rates. This makes everything more expensive.

The word isn't in yet on how much lumber production in the south has been impacted, but it has been. Lumber prices are up around 15% and rising. 30% of the lumber normally consumed in the U.S. comes from Canada at a price that is artificially inflated 20% by illegal tarriffs. Add the increaces shipping costs from the more expensive fuel on top of that and understand that the price the average person is going to have to pay to rebuild their home is significantly more than it need be.

The cost of the war was already crippling the U.S. economy and driving up a debt so great that GNP barely covers the interest. He gambled with the most important port in the country by diverting federal funds for the levees to removing the rogue dictator installed by Reagan and Rumsfeld and fighting a war his own father avoided as untenable and fruitless, and lost the bet. There isn't one sector of the American economy that is not going to be affected by this.

The hurricane seasons of the last few years should have been ample warning that stronger storms are becoming more common, but remember that Bush doesn't believe the climate is actually changing (whether or not you think the change is the result of pollution or a natural variation, any idiot can see that change is happening). Shoring up and securing the most important port in the U.S. should have been a fundamental matter of national security - infinitely more imprortant to the American people than bringing "freedom" to a foreign nation - but unfortunately for us all, not glitzy enough to meet the political goals of power-hungry politicians too busy reading from Joseph Goebbels' Big Book of Propoganda How-To's (after replacing "Jew" with "Arab").

And with the American dollar being the reserve currency of choice for most of the world, its inevitable nose-dive is going to ruin the economy of most of the world. Countries like China that don't have U.S. currency reserves will prosper. Europe will proser as countries scramble to shift their reserves from dollars to euros (a trend that was already underway). This administration has taken the United States to the point where this disaster could easily cause the country to fall apart like the Soviet Union in the 1990's.

If this doesn't set off a major economic depression, I'll eat my hat (and if it does, I may have to). The irony is, as with the last depression, it is the "Red States" that will bear the worst of the economic damage.
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YellowYellowerYellowest
Globe and MailVancouver SunVancouver Province
Killing Shocks G8 Summit"A man is dead! A man is dead!"BC Booze Prices a Rip-Off According to Survey
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I am endlessly fond of pointing out that the residents of Paris rioted in the 17th century when the French government decided to formalize the street names and assign numbers to the buildings. This was considered to be altogether too much government interference in the daily lives of people. Now look at us here in our "free countries" of the First World. It's to the point where we can't even imaging how our addresses could be considered an invasion of privacy, so effectively our freedoms have been eroded.

Think about the things George Orwell predicted in 1948 - find one that hasn't come true:

The cameras are everywhere. That doesn't even need explaining. If I cross the border I am photographed. When I take money out of the bank I am photographed. When I buy a pop in the corner store I am photographed. All in the name of protecting me from crime. Big Brother is looking out for me.

The perpetual war. This doesn't even need explaining. America sells weapons to it's own enemies, for chirssake. So does Russia, France, England, and a host of others.

The Lottery. "Voluntary taxation for the mathematically inept". Robbing the poor and stupid to fill goverment coffers.

Newspeak is everywhere. Turn on the news on just about any given day and you're likely to hear of someone being convicted of a "sexcrime". I used to have "Unemployment Insurance" (since I was, obviously, insuring myself against being unemployed), but now it's "Employment Insurance" because God forbid my fragile, out-of-work ego be damaged as I am starving. Not that I was able to collect when I actually was unemployed because I failed to meet the convoluted criteria for collecting on the insurance the government forces me to buy.

The Ministry of Truth. Have you read a newspaper lately? Post-it notes are less yellow. Have you seen "The Patriot" or "Pearl Harbor"? Did you know that the US lost a war and that the White House was burned down by the victorious troops? If the Gulf War was about "democracy" why is it that Saddam Hussein was elected and Kuwait is an absolute monarchy? Meanwhile shit is happening in Afghanistan that would make Hitler blush but you hear next to nothing about it. I could bore you to death with examples.

Go ahead, pick anything. It's happening right now. It's just that it was done so gradually no one really noticed.
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Vancouver Sun article
Cat for Trish
...but at what cost?

Actually this is brilliant. Now if they can pull off a retrovirus to upgrade my existing cats...

And in other news...
Today's Vancouver Surrey Province headline:
"I survived because I'm a health nut"
And my re-write:
"I almost died because I'm an idiot jock from the toolies and I drove my hip-hop cunt-magnet sports car into a ravine""
How to become famous by the simple act of not dying from an act of stupidity.
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Friday's Vancouver Province Headline:
Majority in BC Support Referendum on Land Claims

Today's Vancouver Province Headline:
Majority in BC Support Legalization of Pot

And the Vancouver Province supports whatever will sell the most newspapers to the hoards of brainless sensualists that infest the suburbs.
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Walking past a row of newspaper boxes a moment ago I noticed a headline; 'Half of Canadians Fear Tapwater". My first thought was, statistically, half of Canadians are of below average intelligence.

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