If Ever There Was Any Doubt

[mbarrick]

I just observed a headline in the Metro - the least trashy of the free dailies:

Reward offered for proof Elvis lives

Comments

bwahahaha

[langsuir.livejournal.com]

Wasn't that in an episode of Da Vinci's Inquest?

"Aliens stole my Pug!"

"Zombies invade city!" (oh, wait. that actually happened.)

[lilitha.livejournal.com]

I must show that to my mother.

PS. Elvis lives in my heart.