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The drunk survey
Jul. 17th, 2001 10:28 pm1. Do you drink? Like a fish!
2. When is the last time you drank? Um, does the beer in my hand count?
3. What is your favorite type of alcohol? Guinness, Bombay Gin.
4. What is your favorite drink? Gin and tonic.
5. How much alcohol does it take to get you drunk? A great deal. Five or six doubles.
6. How much alcohol does it take to get you buzzed? 3 doubles, or about 5 pints of Guinness.
7. What is the most you have ever drank? 12 beer, 5 double vodkas, and about 70 shooters.
8. How old were you when you started drinking? Maybe 1? I used to get flat beer in my bottle to put me to sleep.
9. What is the craziest thing you have done while drunk? Six person orgy.
10. Ever gotten caught drinking? Never had to hide it. My mom used to go to liquor store for me when I was underage.
11. If yes, how many times? Oh, for chrissake. I'm nearly 34. Irrelevant.
12. Ever puked from drinking too much? A few times. I've got some good puke stories.
13. Ever pass out from drinking too much? Yes. The prizewinner would be passing out wedged between a friend's toilet and tub.
14. Are you hungover badly the day after you drink? Not normally. I've learned ways to mitigate things.
15. Do you drink underage? More rightly, did I? Yes.
16. Ever hooked up with someone while drunk? Er, see number 9.
17. Ever taken advantage of someone while drunk? Nope.
18. Ever gotten seriously hurt while drunk? Ten stitches in my forehead the night of #7.
19. Do you enjoy drinking? Duh!
20. Final Question: Why do you drink? Because I'm hoping for an early death and I need something to cling to, no, wait, that's smoking...
2. When is the last time you drank? Um, does the beer in my hand count?
3. What is your favorite type of alcohol? Guinness, Bombay Gin.
4. What is your favorite drink? Gin and tonic.
5. How much alcohol does it take to get you drunk? A great deal. Five or six doubles.
6. How much alcohol does it take to get you buzzed? 3 doubles, or about 5 pints of Guinness.
7. What is the most you have ever drank? 12 beer, 5 double vodkas, and about 70 shooters.
8. How old were you when you started drinking? Maybe 1? I used to get flat beer in my bottle to put me to sleep.
9. What is the craziest thing you have done while drunk? Six person orgy.
10. Ever gotten caught drinking? Never had to hide it. My mom used to go to liquor store for me when I was underage.
11. If yes, how many times? Oh, for chrissake. I'm nearly 34. Irrelevant.
12. Ever puked from drinking too much? A few times. I've got some good puke stories.
13. Ever pass out from drinking too much? Yes. The prizewinner would be passing out wedged between a friend's toilet and tub.
14. Are you hungover badly the day after you drink? Not normally. I've learned ways to mitigate things.
15. Do you drink underage? More rightly, did I? Yes.
16. Ever hooked up with someone while drunk? Er, see number 9.
17. Ever taken advantage of someone while drunk? Nope.
18. Ever gotten seriously hurt while drunk? Ten stitches in my forehead the night of #7.
19. Do you enjoy drinking? Duh!
20. Final Question: Why do you drink? Because I'm hoping for an early death and I need something to cling to, no, wait, that's smoking...
