Today's Vancouver Province

[mbarrick]

Today's Surrey Vancouver Province (p. C2): "Mike Halford, Jason Brough. Lobbying to make Pedobear an Official Olympic Mascot" Illustration for #3 on the Top 5 Things We Hope Nobody Says During the Olympics: "The last known group shot of the Olympic mascots. Sumi's missing, Quatchi's in jail, but no is talking to Pedobear. — mbarrick.net" And in other news, Canada Wins Gold in Men's Falling Head-Over-Heels on Slushy Piles of Snow and Pretending that You Meant To Do It It looks like that $110 million in federal tax money spent to make sure we didn't embarrass ourselves by not getting a gold medal at our own Olympics for the third time paid off. Go, Revenue Canada, Go! Seriously, though, well done, Alex Bilodeau!