Michael R. Barrick

"A camel is a horse designed by committee."

Weasels <-- Marketing Weasels

ergo

A weasel-operated camel is one of those things that, by the nature of a "camel" with a committee-of-the-clueless genesis, lacks both utility and beauty yet is taken up by marketing weasels, who with equal or excess cluelessness, heap lies upon crap in an effort to get the weak-minded to believe the camel is worth using and pouring money into for the sole purpose of the weasels getting their cut before it all caves in on itself.

Examples:

• mySpace
• pretty much any Microsoft product since MS-DOS
• top-40 music
• "reality" television
• anything being built to capitalize on the "unprecedented opportunity" of the 2010 Olympics
• et cetera, ad nauseam...

If you can imagine the product being developed in consultation with a focus-group and pitched to a producer/investor with more money than brains, chances are good that you have a weasel-operated camel.