The Raccoons Demand Human Sacrifice
Nov. 5th, 2006 01:19 amNever forget - they turn up when you least expect it, not to mention where you least expect it!
I live here:


This is not what I expect to find the cat hissing at on the balcony, three floors above the street:

Seriously. First it is squirrels in Elaine's underwear drawer, now raccoons on the balcony. What's next? A black bear on the fire escape? Wolverines in the laundry room?
I live here:

This is not what I expect to find the cat hissing at on the balcony, three floors above the street:

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Seriously. First it is squirrels in Elaine's underwear drawer, now raccoons on the balcony. What's next? A black bear on the fire escape? Wolverines in the laundry room?
Ode to
tharsis in Honour of his Birthday
Apr. 12th, 2006 10:00 amHis claws are long and his fangs are fearsome
— Even mighty squirrels won't come near him.
The survey says (and we agree)
That weiner dogs best let him be.
With voiciferous song he lets us know
Whenever the kibble is running low.
He has burly arms and skookum frame.
When you're
tharsis everything's a game.
There's hiding and chasing and running,
And summer sun balcony sunning,
Morning treats and bedtime wuzzles,
And tickling
_jazz_'s feet when he really wants trouble.
So let the bells ring out and the trumpets play,
For
tharsis is eight years old today.
Born on Easter 1998
No other cat is near as great.
— Even mighty squirrels won't come near him.
The survey says (and we agree)
That weiner dogs best let him be.
With voiciferous song he lets us know
Whenever the kibble is running low.
He has burly arms and skookum frame.
When you're
There's hiding and chasing and running,
And summer sun balcony sunning,
Morning treats and bedtime wuzzles,
And tickling
So let the bells ring out and the trumpets play,
For
Born on Easter 1998
No other cat is near as great.
Kitty Pr0n, 70's Style
Mar. 30th, 2006 08:20 pm
Nothing like a Polaroid to add a dash of kitsch and make anything seem just a little seedy. There was a box of "trash" from an office kipple purge and I liberated a Polaroid Impulse AF, complete with an extra package of film. At current film prices the photos cost about $3 a piece so there may not be much practical application for these things in the age of digital photography, but there is just no duplicating that Polaroid look. There is art waiting to be made. |

A reflector umbrella and slave flash. |
The lights I picked up in the summer are good and will have their place, but this is for bringing to Sin City and other places where a always-on, blaring-hot, 1000 Watts of glaring light is not a good thing. I also picked up a 4" x 6" photo printer for a stupidly good price (75% off - new and from a major retailer, otherwise I'd think it was hot at that price!) so I will be selling pictures at Sin City on New Year's Eve. I've been wanting to do this since I got back from Convergence 11 where they had someone set up in the club selling pictures.
Naturally, once I got everything set up today "animal testing" ensued.
TTL-BlitzKabel für BlitzSchuh
Jul. 29th, 2005 05:28 pm
It's a cable that allows me to use the flash up to five feet away from the camera. This gives me all sorts of improved lighting possibilities. Of course the cats were conscripted as test subjects: |

Meep.

We are not amused.
( More animal testing )
- Current Mood:
excited
Squirrelly Wrath!!
Aug. 22nd, 2004 11:49 amI started opening drawers and lo! Out sprung a black squirrel! There was a squirrel hanging out in Elaine's underwear drawer (obviously some kind a relative of Foamy). The squirrel darted under the bed and
I could see the squirrel behind the bed. I sent Tharsis in to flush him out and Elaine captured the squirrel under the laundry basket. At which point I tried to take pictures:

The flash really pissed off the squirrel. It was at that point we discovered the true meaning of squirrelly wrath. It started growling. I've never heard a squirrel make any noise before, let alone growl. It was like a raspy wheeze. This was one seriously angry squirrel.
In a variation on the spider-in-a-jar method of removing pests scaled up to squirrel proportions, we slipped a stretched canvas under the laundry basket and carried the vicious, wheezing squirrel to the balcony, where he was released unharmed into the trees.
Kitty Porn!!
Nov. 26th, 2002 10:15 pm
Full-on Kitty Porn... what a slut!
( You know you want it... )
Things I forgot.
Jul. 5th, 2001 06:04 pmI recalled today a trend I encountered at my last job with regular hours. It seems that the more foul my mood is in the morning, the better the day I end up having. I was in the mood to bit the heads off live puppies this morning, mostly because of being off-kilter from the weird hours yesterday, the heat, and my ongoing money glitches. I walked under the bridge again today to avoid the sun, but because it was later in the day the parade of SUV driving, pedestrian-oblivious, ladies-who-lunch had already begun and it wasn't as pleasant as yesterday morning. Still better than going over the bridge, though. I shall have to buy a monthly pass for the ferries next month since I'm taking them in both directions now.
Anyway, I tromped and scowled my way through town, itching for car to cut me off so I could yell, "I'm walking here!" But didn't get the opportunity.
Work started a bit stressfully since one of my scheduled programs didn't run last night and there were a few complaints. But then we had our usual Thursday morning meeting and I got some quality doodling time. The broken scheduled agent gave me something to do for a while.
But the best thing to happen today was I scooped another personal client from my former employer. It's another small website that I can host which won't create much bandwidth but will help pay for the line. This is good. This subsidizes my pet projects, which of course is the only reason I maintain the server. I'm going to have to feed some money into the server before the fall. The hardware need some upgrading since the whole box is about a year and half old now. I'll need to make a major software purchase in January as well.
Anyway, enough geek shit. I just love the fact that after a year and a half these idiots were never able to replace me and I am picking up their old clients. And, as a final twist of the knife, I am actually making what I always told them I was worth (too bad I am so far in the hole, but that will change with time). Yes, I hold grudges. You would too if someone tried to screw you for $11,000. Revenge is good, sayeth me.
And just as a capper I picked up my photos from last Sunday and some of them turned out really neato. I'll be posting them on Gothic BC soonerest. This picture of Tharsis was the "don't know if the film is wound over enough for the first picture to turn out" picture
.
Anyway, I tromped and scowled my way through town, itching for car to cut me off so I could yell, "I'm walking here!" But didn't get the opportunity.
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| Tharsis. He has an owie in his right ear, but it is getting better. |
But the best thing to happen today was I scooped another personal client from my former employer. It's another small website that I can host which won't create much bandwidth but will help pay for the line. This is good. This subsidizes my pet projects, which of course is the only reason I maintain the server. I'm going to have to feed some money into the server before the fall. The hardware need some upgrading since the whole box is about a year and half old now. I'll need to make a major software purchase in January as well.
Anyway, enough geek shit. I just love the fact that after a year and a half these idiots were never able to replace me and I am picking up their old clients. And, as a final twist of the knife, I am actually making what I always told them I was worth (too bad I am so far in the hole, but that will change with time). Yes, I hold grudges. You would too if someone tried to screw you for $11,000. Revenge is good, sayeth me.
And just as a capper I picked up my photos from last Sunday and some of them turned out really neato. I'll be posting them on Gothic BC soonerest. This picture of Tharsis was the "don't know if the film is wound over enough for the first picture to turn out" picture
- Current Mood:
good - Current Music: Tharsis meowing for attention
The game is afoot
Jun. 1st, 2001 10:46 pmSo "the plan" is starting to gel in my head now. I took a long bath the wash the bank ick off my soul for the weekend and consulted with Tharsis. There is still a great deal of confusion to be sorted through and many obligations to be integrated in the escape plan still, but I'll figure it out.
"The trick, William Potter, is not minding that it hurts"
"The trick, William Potter, is not minding that it hurts"
- Current Mood:
thoughtful - Current Music: Colorifics - Aqua Velva Man
The walk home.
May. 27th, 2001 02:10 pmThis is for Lorra because she liked the walk to work.
This is just the last part of my walk home, the walk over this bridge. I've checked on a map and from beginning to end the bridge is about 1.3 Km while my total walk is about 3.2 Km. When the buses aren't on strike it is unusual to see more than one or two people walking across, but lately there are always douzens of people walking across the bridge.
This is the view of the marinas along the south shore of False Creek, which is the body of water the bridge spans. False Creek is so named because one of the early explorers (either Vancouver or Cook, I don't remember which) mistook it for a river mouth. In the early days of Vancouver the city planners wanted to fill it in completely since they saw it as an impediment to the growth of downtown. They did fill a lot in. If you know Vancouver you might be surprised to know that Main Street used to be a bridge about half way along the original inlet. Clark Street is where the head of the inlet was originally. Granville Island is artificial, a land fill, and not "clean fill" either - it's a garbage pile. A few years ago a pocket of methane from the decomposed garbage exploded and ripped one street apart and damaged some of the expensive condos. The people who lived there were all offended that they were living on an old garbage pile. Erm... hello? Granville Island was built in the 19th century for heavy industrial purposes. Basically it's a layer of "clean" dirt over a layer of toxic sludge built up on a pile of garbage. But it's pretty.
This is looking at all the boats coming and going under the Burrard Bridge . The Burrard Bridge is the oldest of the three standing bridges over False Creek. There have been bridges where the Cambie Bridge and Granville Bridge are for over a century but both of them were rebuilt, the Granville bridge in the 1950's and the Cambie Bridge in the 1980's. The Burrard Bridge was built in 1935. The other bridges are fully modern and functional, the Burrard Bridge is art-deco and is much prettier than the others.
Almost home. Here's my building in the evening light as seen across the "Sesame Street" park. You can see the "100" sculpture in the middle of the trees. It's edge on so from here it just looks like a concrete block.
I'm off the bridge and this is the pedestrian underpass at the south end of the bridge. From my apartment I can see people not using this all the time and running stupidly across the off-ramp. Eventually someone is going to get squished because this thing is not well marked and people just don't know it is there.
The is from the exit of the underpass, looking up at Langman House Antiques. These are my neighbours.
This is courtyard of my building. I love this building. There are galleries and hair salons, a dress designer, web and graphic design shops, photographers as well as people just living here. I hate living in ordinary apartments. They shoot movies and TV shows here a lot. The evening I shot these pictures (last Thursday) there was an opening in the gallery visible in this shot (behind the asymmetrical steam vent) with live music in the courtyard.
And finally I am home, greeted at the door by my monkey Siamese cat, Tharsis. Who, incidentally, is sleeping on the monitor right now as I type this.
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| Granville Bridge |
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| False Creek |
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| Burrard Bridge |
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| The "Sesame Street" park |
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| Pedestrian Underpass |
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| Langman House |
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| My building's courtyard |
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| Tharsis |
- Current Mood:
mellow - Current Music: Harry Connick Jr. - Don't Get Around Much Anymore
Salmon day
May. 8th, 2001 09:15 pmYup, I'm liking this regular work thing. Today was nothing but silly problems with the development servers and I got nothing much accomplished. If I was still independent I would have made no money today but with this "job" thing I still made money. Even with getting in late because of the post-dated cheque fiasco I still got six and a half hours in today. I'll work an extra half hour each day this week to make the time back that I lost this morning and I'll still be able to polish the week off with forty hours.
I figured out how to do my off-line LiveJournal client and got it half written last night. It's a little Lotus Notes application that is small enough to live on a floppy. Because my job is Lotus Notes development I can easily disguise it as work to the casual passer-by. Not that I'm not going to actually do my job. I fully intend to impress the shit out of few people tomorrow by doing what I always do - making things do stuff that nobody thought they could do.
In other news I have now been unequivocally flirted with twice in the past three days. In fact I will go so far as to say I was hit on at the club on Sunday night. It's nice to feel attractive even if I'm not interested.
And of course Tharsis loves me. He's sitting on the monitor getting his tail in the way as I type.
So anyway, here's today's comic, and now it's time to finish off my little LJ application for tomorrow then off to bed. I was a little too pissed off to sleep well last night.
I figured out how to do my off-line LiveJournal client and got it half written last night. It's a little Lotus Notes application that is small enough to live on a floppy. Because my job is Lotus Notes development I can easily disguise it as work to the casual passer-by. Not that I'm not going to actually do my job. I fully intend to impress the shit out of few people tomorrow by doing what I always do - making things do stuff that nobody thought they could do.
In other news I have now been unequivocally flirted with twice in the past three days. In fact I will go so far as to say I was hit on at the club on Sunday night. It's nice to feel attractive even if I'm not interested.
And of course Tharsis loves me. He's sitting on the monitor getting his tail in the way as I type.
So anyway, here's today's comic, and now it's time to finish off my little LJ application for tomorrow then off to bed. I was a little too pissed off to sleep well last night.
- Current Mood:
cheerful - Current Music: Einstürzende Neubauten - Ich Bins
Lots of stuff
Apr. 23rd, 2001 02:52 pm![]() |
| Still in my PJs at noon with Tharsis on the monitor. |
At the moment I'm still waiting to hear from HSBC. This is getting annoying. I want news, damnit! I'm sick of being broke. Although there are definitely things I will miss about working at home, the spastic income won't be one of them.
Last night was Evilyn's birthday. I was supposed to go to Myr's party and then meet Evilyn for cake. Well I ended up getting over ambitious with the drawing I was doing for her birthday and it ended up taking a couple more hours than I planned. I ended up skipping dinner and missing Myr's party in order to get to Death by Chocolate on time. So I ended up having cake for dinner. Not bad in itself, but following that up with drinking wasn't the most brilliant thing I have done lately.
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| The drawing in its frame |
My sympathy is severely limited for this kind of irresponsibility. And I feel justified in my distain by the fact I have done equally stupid things (as the scar on my forehead will attest, although that was aquired through good, old-fashioned alcohol consumption and I wasn't so lame as to get the whole club shut down and wreck everyone else's fun). I'm just embarrased that I was actually over at this guy's home last week. I'm embarrassed by the association. I'm tired of mentally unstable, irresponsible idiots.
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| Evilyn opening the present |
- Current Mood:
cynical - Current Music: Depeche Mode - Breathe

















